this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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