He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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