On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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