Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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