...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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His hands were made for my vagina.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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