Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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