It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
nutella sex= disaster
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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