it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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