My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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