About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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