too bad you live with your parents still
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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