Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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