is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Shame - the story of my life.
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