Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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