New invention idea: vibrating tampons
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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