I want to have your abortion
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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