You just made me feel so damn special
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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