'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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