Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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