fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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