And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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