is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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