Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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