I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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