butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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