We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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