9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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