I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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