Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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