Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
wow bdsm is so cute
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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