you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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