idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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