you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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