You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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