He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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