I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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