Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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