well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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