belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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