im having a threesome with these popsicles
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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