Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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