I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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