Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Randomize
