well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
accomplished twins. life is a go
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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