well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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