I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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