I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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