he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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