i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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