So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Non-Jews are for practice
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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