it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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