I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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