I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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